THE TEST OF A REAL FRIEND
A good friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A good friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A good friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A good friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A good friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A good friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A good friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A good friend thinks the friendship is over when you HAVE an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A good friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
A good friend points you to the bathroom after a night of drinking.
A real friend holds your head while you throw up!
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail
A real friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"