SURVIVOR, SOUTHERN STYLE!
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, WHBQ-TV is
planning its own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style."
The contestants will start in Memphis, travel up to Covington,
then over to Dyer.
From there they will head to Jackson, TN down to Corinth, MS.
Then, on to Nashville, down to on to Manchester, back up to
Nashville, and then up to Bowling Green, and back to Nashville.
They will then proceed back to Manchester, back up to Nashville,
back to Jackson, and back to Dyer, Covington, and then finally
back into Memphis.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey
license plates and large bumper stickers that read:
I'm a Vegetarian
Save the Trees
Smoking is for Idiots
Hillary in 2004
Deer Hunting is Murder
I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!
The first one to make it back to Memphis alive WINS!