HANDGUN VS. WOMAN

Top 10 reasons handguns are better than women 

10   You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. 
 
 9   You can keep one handgun at home and have 
     another for when you're on the road. 

 8   If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so,  
     he will probably let you try it out a few times. 

 7   Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. 

 6   Your handgun will stay with you even if you're 
     out of ammo. 

 5   A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 

 4   Handguns function normally every day of the month. 

 3   A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me 
     look fat?" 

 2   A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after 
     you use it. 

 1   You can buy a silencer for a handgun.